Marcus in the GD
 

MARCUS

Life Sketch

  • Marcus was born a poor black child in Southern North Dakota.
  • He started playing drums at age 4 because he wanted to be like John Bonham of Led Zepplin.
  • By age 7, he had OD'd thrice but failed each time to choke on his own vomit.
  • At 15, he became a roadie for the J Giles band. He eventually became the Head Guitar tech and was the inspiration for the hit, "Centerfold".
  • He moved to Utah to attend BYU on a croquet scholarship.
  • Marcus is a hairstylist, however, he is not gay (not that there's anything wrong with that.)
 

MARCUS

Accomplishments

ACCOMPLISHMENTS
  • He's also an Eagle Scout and knows all the ingredients in a Big Mac.
  • He's never been stung by a bee.
  • He is bi: he speaks English and Spanish