According to CareerBuilder.com, here are the most stressful careers...

1. Retail Salespersons – come on, like selling batteries at the radio shack is that tough. But I guess there would be pressure if they had questions but you had NO answers

2. Doctors and nurses; cus it's tough to decide between a Porsche and a Mercedes

3. Accountants: because math is hard

4. Teachers: because with 35 kids per class times 5 classes per day, how do you pick just one to have sex with?

5. Firefighters: no joke, I love firefighters

6. Farmers: come on! you plant , you water, you wait. I could do that.

7. Automotive assembly workers: I'd be pissed too if I spent 20 minutes installing turn signals , and no one ever used them

8. Stock brokers: that is until this 700 billion dollar bail out fixes everything.